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Time to Plan My Garden

Gary Schwartz January 22, 2020

Waiting for the first real snowfall makes me think about my time in my garden in the warmth of the summer.  I must remember that each of those dead and dormant plants are there because I put them there.  Winter gardens are ghostly echoes of the previous seasons efforts.  Composting scraps and brush cover many of the growing patches and hide the necessary decomposition that creates the black gold that powers a good garden.

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Where to start? Maybe fruit trees or exotic vegetables? A chromatic blast of flowers in every possible color?  Grow the world’s biggest pumpkin?  Oh sure, big dreams, but not mine.  No, for me, I want to create a garden that can feed me, protect me, and inspire all.  The only intelligent way to plant is to break the garden into four areas: Flowering Vegetables like tomatoes & peppers, Root Vegetables, Herbs, and Ornamental Flowers.  More than what you grow, it’s important to think of what you will do with your yield when it starts coming in?  Tomatoes - we make sauce and crush them and then can them to preserve them.  Peppers and other vegetables can be pickled to be preserved.  Let’s face it, there are only so many vegetables you can eat in a regular week, so planning what you do with the excess is essential.

I believe that each year a garden needs to change and adapt based on the last year’s results.  We had poor results with snap peas last year, so I need to plan if I’m going to grow them and, if so, what patch am I going to plant them in.  Changing growing areas is a simple way to adjust your garden.  Get to know what grows well and where.  If you mix your flowers with your vegetables and you like it, stick with it.  In fact, some herbs and flowers protect sensitive vegetables from pests and fungus.  Before you make your plan, look through some seed catalogs. There may be something there that catches your eye and might be interesting to grow. 

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I always look through my saved seeds from last year.  I tend to save seeds from good plants so I’m able to replant them the following season.  I collect tomato and pepper seeds, and dead head a variety of flowers, including Marigolds.  Now I’m ready to plan!  I would like to have about 40 tomato plants, which is less than last year, but makes making sauce or anything that needs to be canned easier.  The peppers are part of my pickling medley, so I like to plant a variety of types of peppers of different heat levels, about 25 plants would be perfect.  Last year’s carrot patch was a huge hit so I figure I’ll dump the whole package of 200 seeds in the same place.  I want potatoes this year, but potato seeds are quite expensive, so any potato that we have that starts sprouting, gets planted! I’m hoping to get an endless supply at some point!

Last year, we had a disappointing yield of squash and zucchini.  I will change varieties and then relocate the place they grow.  I’ve never tried growing them in the front garden so maybe this year I’ll add them to my front herb garden and see if they like it there.  The great thing about these squash is what you can do with them.  What’s left over can be made into a pie or a casserole and frozen.  The idea of my garden is to grow extra to process into things that can last the winter. 

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I leave the flower beds for my wife to plan.  She loves local varieties of plants and takes pride in all the bees her garden attracts each year.  I know she wants to grow Sunflowers, but we have had no luck with them and must put that idea away.  Last year’s big surprise was the rose patch in front of the house.  We added other flowers to it and the whole thing looked great.  This year, I wonder what she’s thinking of adding?  The yellow Zinnias grew well so I’m sure they’re included in the plan.  The great thing about flowers is that you only need to plan where they go, you can wait until last minute to plant them, they are easy!

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Finally, the herb garden.  There are always gifts from last year but it is better to plan out what you want.  Oregano, Basil, Sage, Parsley, Rosemary, Tarragon, chives, Greek Chives, Peppermint.  Then, if I want to get fancy, there are variations on certain herbs like Oregano and Basil, but I tend to return to the traditional varieties.  These herbs can be frozen, dried, and used to flavor oil, though some work better than others.  It’s always a thrill to go to the garden to cut fresh herbs to use while cooking and preparing, the food always tastes better!

Gardening is like a symphony of life.  Each plant adding to the music of your life, painting your life with colors and fragrance.  Nature’s market that you create and care for, your little farm, gives you the bounty of your hard work.  Experiencing the miracle of life, even though the moment is fleeting, can fill you up with pride and satisfaction.  Now is the time we plan for next season and for the journey it will take us on.

 

Tags garden, compost, pepper, tomato, squash, herb, planning, weed
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Gardening for Idiots

Gary Schwartz July 5, 2019

I like gardening, but I’m no expert!  Oh sure, I read, I observe, I ask questions, but invariably something will happen that no one ever expected.  A cold summer, a dry August,  the windy season from Hell, and many more things can happen during your beloved growing season.  Not to mention when seed is slow to sprout, or sprouts way too early.  It might seem like all you need to do is put your plant in the dirt and water it, but that’s not even “Gardening for Idiots!”  To be an efficient home gardener, you have to know a bunch of tricks, and always have to have a plan from seed to storage.

When people come see my garden, they always assume I’m an overflowing font of scientific knowledge about the whole process.  I tell them that all the knowledge in the world doesn’t teach you what to do when thinks don’t go as planned.  Visitors always comment on how I have so many plants and all of them look healthy.  The amazement of the weed-free beds or, well,almost weed-free beds.  They are astounded by the variety of plants and the many patches I have all over my property.  The point is always made about how bad they are at gardening and how great I am.  It’s then that I teach them gardening for Idiots.

I plan my garden in the winter, and most of my plants are grown from seed.  By following this pattern, each plant is vastly cheaper than buying grown plants at the garden store.   I don’t do this because I’m smart, I do this because I’m cheap!  I grow many more plants than can fit in my all my patches.  I put the extra plants in 4-gallon pots, and use them to replace any dead of dying plant.  Having spare plants ready to transplant is the most efficient way to use the space in your garden.  Weeds? We get rid of them the old fashioned way - we pull them!  Lastly, soil nutrients get used up, so using an organic fertilizer is needed for any healthy garden. 

The fact is, that humans have been farming for thousands of years and the idea that it’s too difficult for anyone to do is just hilarious!  Gardening is all about effort, more effort, and luck!  The plain fact is that I can spend more time working in the garden than others, but that doesn’t guarantee results. Nothing does!  My friend, Ed, just throws stuff in his tiny patch in the back of his duplex and it grows to monstrous proportions, all with no effort. WTF! 

So my “idiotic” friends, just accept that for you to have your own garden, it’s going to take work and luck, but the veggies and fruits you grow will be the most delicious things you have ever tasted - try it!

Tags gardening, idiots, plants, gardening for dummies, summer, grow, tomato, pepper

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