Does Weed Make You Horny?

It has been my experience that cannabis gets my sexual fire going.  The first time it happened to me was when I was 15 years old.  I was in Provincetown on Cape Cod on a summer bicycle tour.  I was with a dozen other kids as we cycled from White River Junction, New Hampshire to Marblehead, Mass.  We had stopped in Provincetown on a long weekend.  The year was 1980 and this active Cape Cod town was home to many outsiders, like a Greenwich Village of the Cape. 

Saturday afternoon, a friend of mine told me he just bought hash from a guy selling off his boat.  I tried to act cool and excited, but I had never gotten high before.  Crap, I had never heard of hash before.  But there I was going into a head shop with my friend and buying a Buzz-by, a frisbee with a bowl in the middle.  We brought it back to the student hostel and grabbed some of the more experimental kids. Then we went out back and got high.

Later, my friend with his trip girlfriend and I went into the woods to get high again.  We smoked.  Elise, my friend’s girlfriend was the world’s biggest tease, and she got off on turning me on.  I didn’t care, I couldn’t stop staring at her tits.  The hash had ignited something primal inside me and I couldn’t stop thinking about sex.  My friend went inside to get another lighter and Elise and I we were alone together for the first time.  She leaned over and kissed me! The next ten minutes were spent in heavy making out, but when she saw Dan coming, she stopped and got up.  Elise gave my friend a big kiss and a hug, as to tell me that was just for fun, and they went off together.  Stoned, horny, and really confused!  I didn’t get high for more than a year after that.  Mainly, it had to do with opportunity, but I was suspicious of the Mr. Hyde stoned guy. 

It was tenth grade when I got high again.  A neighbor’s grandson came to live with them and we started hanging out.  One day he broke out the weed.  I had more apprehension about smoking this time and was scared of the effects.  Daren convinced me to do it and we had fun.  The next time we got high it was after school behind the gym.  Mr. Hyde showed up and I became a sex crazed monster again.  A childhood friend was at the gym playing volleyball and she was excited to see me.  She gave me a long hug and it happened, he came out! The next few hours started with talking, then flirting, followed by being incredibly stupid, and basically chasing after her to say I was sorry. 

As high school progressed, I smoked occasionally at parties or on weekends.  All the parties ended in sex-fueled failures and I got into a giant, four-year rut! It was only in last six weeks of the 12th grade that I found a girl and she loved to get high.  So, we got high and had sex a lot!  By the time I went away to college, I was a daily pot smoker and a dude who had a girlfriend back at home.  Mr. Hyde didn’t care, he wanted college girls! Unfortunately, he got none!

By the start of my sophomore year, I was settled in my new school and had broken-up with my high school girlfriend. I was ready.  Twelve weeks, 14 girls, and I started dealing pot.  By Thanksgiving time, I was burned out!  I needed to focus more, so I picked a sexy art student and we started dating.  She loved to get high! So, we got high and had sex a lot! More than high school.  We just stayed in and humped!  She had great pot connections, so we always had tons of weed.  That lasted for almost a year and then I fell in love, but that’s another story!

Still to this day, I just love getting high and having sex.  Now I know it’s the release of dopamine in my brain when I get high that heightens my pleasure and prolongs my satisfaction.  It stimulates my endocannabinoid system creating a feeling of relations and ease.  In ages past, cannabis has been known as an aphrodisiac and was prized.  Kings, Nobles, Empresses used the simple cannabis plant to release their inner sexual desires and achieve heightened pleasure.

I guess as long as Mr. Hyde is a law-abiding citizen, he can get his freak on!

New Game Arrivals

Whew! This pandemic has been a crazy time for all of us.  For me, this time is an affirmation of things that matter.  I am extremely glad that I’m a cannabis game seller.  It is my belief that these games have allowed people to get together and smoke in a fun and peaceful manner. My sales have been strong, and I have been forced to restock several times this year. I have also been looking for additional games to add to my inventory as well as dropping those games that have failed to catch the interests of customers.

Games like THC, Toker Dice, Rx Weed Wars, and Pass the Grass have all been sold out and reordered.  My inventory of Dealer’s Cup is low and will not be reordered, as well as Dab Out.  These games are not being manufactured anymore and are rare.  I’m lucky to have a copy of Stoner City, an amazing vintage game in mint condition.  To replace the games that aren’t made anymore, I have purchased a lot of “Bong Pong” games and it was a huge score!

Bong Pong is a dank twist on the old favorite, “Beer Pong.” Bong Pong has a similar set up to the normal beer version, but you play for hits instead of drinks.  The major difference between generic Beer Pong and Bong Pong is the bong shaped ball shooter.  This gadget is super fun and takes an old boring game and twists it, creating an interesting game of skill and laughs.  I just can’t wait to play!  This is by far one of the most unique games to come out in the last year. 

Games like “Bong Pong” and “High Ball” have turned the ganja gaming world upside down.  These performance-based games are tactile and add fun to your next sesh or hang out.  Ganja Game Night just got better.  With all these games, keeping things fresh and fun will never be a problem.  Stop just sitting around and getting baked - these games are like an injection of fun!  No more just passing the pipe and waiting for your next turn all evening - how boring!  Instead you play, laugh, and smoke with one of your ganja games of choice.  Your session will never be the same!

Game of the Day - High Ball

• HIGH CONCEPT: High Ball is an aesthetically pleasing object that uses LED lights to create great visuals. There’s a relaxing light mode (Really High Mode) that will transform any room or even campfires into a light show. There’s also a fun, handheld challenging game (High Mode) which puts your reflexes to the test.

• REALLY HIGH MODE: Just sit back and relax as you let High Ball fill the room with its colors and music (which can be muted) . Set it on your coffee table, or your desk, and let it flow through its dynamic patterns. You’’ll notice that the designs shift speed, creating a wave-like effect. Also great for the outdoors at night ,at concerts, and as a night light for kids.

• HIGH MODE: Move the correct light to the top and increase your score. High mode is an action puzzle game of quick reactions, dexterity, and skill. Race against the clock through 8 challenging levels as they increase in difficulty.

• BRING THE PARTY: Set High Ball on the table, or in a corner to amplify the party experience. Your friends will enjoy the atmosphere that Really High Mode creates or challenge each other to a quick game of High Mode. The perfect gift for anyone who enjoys colors in their life. A great present for all ages.

• HIGH QUALITY: High Ball's battery lasts a minimum of 2 hours, and comes with a charging cable, stand, and an instruction manual. High Ball can sustain a four foot drop. We're available to help with anything you need. Guaranteed to result in high fives and good times.